Two Posts In One Day! Will the Madness Never End?!

You ever think about the little things that you 20 minutes later you wish you hadn't done? It's just funny to think about the chain reaction.

Let's say, hypothetically, you're three year old sister, let's say her name is Sage, wants a bottle. So you leave your room to give her a bottle, never imagining what the final disaster of that action will be.

So you go to the kitchen, and her bottle is no where to be found. You search her bedroom, the livingroom, your parents' bedroom, and no bottle. Ironic thing is that she has three of them, and they're all missing!

So finally, so give up and say "Here, Sage, I'm gonna let you be a big girl and drink water from a cup. Now you be careful" (If you think you know where this is going, you're wrong).

So you sit her on the bench, and walk away. She then calls you back, and tells you to look out the window. You look out another window, and tell her you see the bird (which is of course a lie to get her off your back) but that's not good enough. She wants you to look out her window. So you do.

But she knows you don't see it, so what does she do? She points to it.

In doing so, she knocks down an empty vase that was on the table and it shatters to pieces.

All because you couldn't find one of her three bottles.

My question: Why keep an empty vase on a table?

Random Factoid: The capital of Burkina Faso is Ougadougu.

Pip Pip.