You like me, you really like me!

Or, at the very least, your lives are as pitiful as mine...just kidding

Let me start by saying, I have a confession...My english project was due today, and I haven't started it yet...I rationalize that it's only 15 minutes, and I can't use powerpoint since I don't have it at home, so winging it is the best thing for me...plus, I've been working on this since I was 8...10 years, I think I've got it under control.

Translation: I think I'm sliding people...I know, I know, I said it wouldn't happen, but I think it may have.

I still want to do well, but I've lost the zest for doing well. I have a ridiculous cat practical thursday, and i haven't even thought to study...I haven't started my stats project...i have no time this weekend since i'll be in Ohio...but that hasn't changed things for me...still unenthused.

I am a disgrace...I apologize.

Well, that's really all I have to say...I must leave you with a random comment however.

What's the point of the hour hand on school clocks? I mean really, do we really look at the hour hand during our periods...no, we all know the minutes we get to leave...we could care less about the hour...so why don't we gather up all the hour hands and recycle them...you know how much we could do with all those hour hands...we could build a miniature eiffel tower...or a bridge for ferrets to use to cross the sidewalk...or we could use them as stilts for little chickadees...just a suggestion...let's start a campaign to get rid of the hour hand.

5/18 = Cubs lost 1-0...Clement pithced wonderfully...not as well as Jason Schmidt of the Giants...or as well as my favorite pitcher, Randy Johnson, who, at the age of 40, became the oldest man ever to pitch a perfect game, the 17th in history. Do you know how hard it is to pitch a perfect game? All 27 batters must be retired, no exceptions, no walks, no errors, no nothings...all retired...and he did it...it's an amazing feat...possibly the hardest individual game feat in baseball.

Random Factoid: Let's switch the tables and test your knowledge of random facts. Who at the Academy Awards delivered the famous line I used in my title?

Pip Pip!