What was wrong with me?

I can't possibly make a glorious return to the blog-o-sphere without giving you a sampling of what this blog is truly like (Speaking of sampling, you know what I haven't done for years? Eaten lunch at Sam's Club. Not like the hot dog stand in the front. I mean going to Sam's on a Sunday at noon and going from aisle to aisle trying mostly delicious free samples. It's usually a balanced meal, lots of variety, even drinks...and most importantly...FREE...Evanston could use a Sam's Club)

So that's basically it. If you're new to my blog, that's how I run it. And I run a tight ship...as can be evidenced by my nearly 15 months of not posting a durned thing.

My blog in brief (because I don't wear boxers):
1) Sometimes more information than you wanted to know
2) Always random
3) Always write in train-of-thought (scroll to the bottom of the blog to discover that my train is Gordon, not Thomas)
4) Often attempt humor
5) Love to use ellipses instead of periods or commas
6) Will recap things going on in my life
7) Sometimes will fall into a state of depression, but it's nothing to be concerned about. I have male PMS.

A lot has changed in the past year. I'd say I've probably changed, but if you really know me, that'd be ridiculous. Here's one thing that ironically hasn't changed. When i last posted, I wasn't Sports Director of WNUR. Right now I'm not really Sports Director. What's the irony? I was for most of the 14 months in between.

Is that proper use of "irony?" I always screw that up. Would it be ironic if I called this sentence ironic for discussing the irony?

I couldn't even follow that one.

I end my posts with a Cubs update if applicable and a random factoid. And then, of course, pip pip.

Random Factoid: I now use Gmail for all my mail needs. It's fabulous (that's an opinionoid). The fact is that every gmail account right now has 2,826MB of space.

Pip pip.