I'm Checking In

Song from an episode of Simpsons where they went to a musical on Broadway about the Betty Ford Clinic.

Speaking of which, Welcome Back (now singing theme from "Welcome Back Kotter"), You're Dreams were Your Ticket Out. Welcome Back...

enough of that. The only good thing about that show was a hot John Travolta. Oh mama.

Everyone calm down, I'm kidding...If I weren't I'd be lying here with a stoach full of pills and alcohol.

Anyway, welcome back Allie. I'm sorry Broadway wasn't what you hoped [check one of the list, next stop Hollywood...then, when that's disillusioning, you can settle down in Kansas...like Dorothy and Marianne from Gilligan's Island...nice peaceful, moral, good-hearted, well-established Kansas...I'll let you pick your city, though, so it doesn't seem like I'm telling you what to do: The big captial Topeka (the popacatepotal is not in canada, rather in mexico, mexico, mexico...sorry, randomness i couldn't resist), the really big Abilene, the center of the geographic United States (Albany, Kansas), or the really small and quaint Kansas City (KA, not MO)]

I'm just kidding (no i'm not)

GET THIS!!!!

Everybody, if you haven't seen it, go to www.dailyherald.com, look under community news for Geneva, and find the story about Astronomy Day....IT'S BY ME!!!!!AH!!!!!!


Wooo, exciting,

Anyway, I'm done talking...I'm going to miss all of you...it's almost August...you're almost leaving...except the underclassmen, in which case i'm almost leaving...I'll miss you all...some more than others (you know who you are)

Doesn't that make you wonder (except those who know)

Bascially, all of you read this blog...and there's not too many people who do read the blog, so i'd say it's a pretty safe bet that you're one of them

Except Joe...I hate him

And Christy

And Gagan

And Dan

And Shane

And Jennifer

And Tim

And Renee

And Mike

And Mambo #5

And Anonymous

Anyone else who read my blog, i'll really miss you.

Good night ev'rybody!

7/24 = 44.8% of Cubs runs come on Homers...pitiful...Sosa, Ramirez, and Lee today...that's all folks...Phillies win 4-3.

Random Factoid: The font the Daily Herald uses is UtopiaP.

Pip Pip.