So Much for "Renewed Vigor"

In my last post I said I was back, with renewed vigor...meh.

So, why am I updating at 2:33 pm on Aug. 25 in St. Charles? Very simple: the college kids told me to. And you have to do what college kids say, or they'll trip you on the sidewalk, tear your backpack off your back, throw your books into a puddle, step on you, force you to swallow roofies. True story. Darn college kids...frazzle-tazzle-gran-drazzle-varmint college kids (my best yosemite sam impression).

So, the time has come and they have gone. And Ryan's alone in Schaumburg. What's really weird is to hear about all of your lives and then to think "my god, what's going on here...why do i have no idea what they're talking about?"

Then, when I read your away messages, I think "they're online...they have away messages, which means they're away from the computer...but usually, they're away from the computer and still in Schaumburg." It's just very weird to think "oh, Shane's away message...but wait, Shane's in Northern Illinois" (bad example)...more like "hey, it's christy's/tim's away message, but christy/tim is in Ohio/Maryland."

You know what I'm saying?

Who cares if you know what I'm saying...you're all in college with much better things to do than read my blog.

I know what you're all doing. You're holding on to your former lives by reading my blog, eh? You're using Ryan as a link to what you used to be a part of. WELL STOP IT!!! Ryan Morton won't be pushed around by the likes of you. You don't need him, and he doesn't need you.

Well, that's about as random as you get. By all means, keep reading my blog. Mind you, in three weeks, you'll have no idea what i'm talking about (as if you do now) cuz i won't be in Schaumburg anyway.

My next blog, I"m going to write an "Ode to Schaumburg." Oh, that'll be fun. Stay tuned for that.

What am I saying...I don't know anything about Schaumburg. I'm an antisocialite.

Let's make that an "Ode to Schaumburg High School."

You may not want to stay tuned now.

8/25 = Cubs are in a rain delay...stupid rain delays...There's only one good delay that I know of (Joe, you know where I'm going with this) and it's a Tom DeLay.

Random Factoid: My computer PC at work is made by AOpen, and my monitor and keyboard are from Digital. How crappy is that?

Pip pip.