Happy Memorial Day to You

Memorial Day has a new meaning for me this year: it means I have 9 more days of school. Yes, a third of you (the half of those who think my blog is funny) are alread done with school. Another third (the third that thinks this blog is stupid) will be in school, specifically here at NU, three days longer than me, so that makes me smile. If you could see me right now, I'd be straight-faced, but smiling on the inside.

Oh, that last third was for the high school kids I'm still in contact with who will either be graduating Sunday or will end school with finals on the 10th. Clarification made.

I was up yesterday until noon finishing a paper...I then slept til 5...and I have another monstrous paper due Wednesday...not monstrous in size, but monstrous in topic...meaning that I hate the topic and have no idea what to write...I'm glad I'm back to using ellipses.

Northwestern's softball team was knocked out of the playoffs, which is depressing, but next year should be amazing.

Speaking of amazing,

Anyway, there's not much to report here. I'm just bored with school and want to leave it. I could use a few months at home.

Hypothetical question: at what point should I accept that I'm never going to go on a date or be kissed? Consequently, what should my course of action be? Priesthood? Gay Spas? Let me know.

5/30: Greg Maddux pitched very nicely, backed up by Hairston, Barrett, and Ramirez (who's heating up finally) homeruns. The Cubs won their 4th straight, 5-3, but the Cards also won, which is no good. Who am I kidding? This season is over.

Random Factoid: A can of Dr. Pepper has 55mg of Sodium.

pip pip