Fresh out of Fresh Ideas

There comes a point in posting, where you can't post anymore...that's where i'm at. I have no ideas for random stuff.

But you know, you can't plan randomity. It just has to hit you, like 16,000 pounds of bananas...

Or 1,200 boxcars filled with elephants and rhinorceroses (or is it rhinoceri...not sure...)...

Or 67 trucks filled with bowling balls...

Or two submarines filled with solid lead...

Or one Andy Mo...nah, that'd be mean...

I tried posting this yesterday, but it was acting weird, so i lost it...I'm trying to recreate the glory that was...

Let's see, next I said:

"Happy Easter, and if you don't believe in Easter, Happy Easter"

Then:

"I'm adding a new feature to my posts. I call it the Daily Cubs Recap, because it recaps the Cubs game of the day. ENJOY! In the spirit of the above comment, if you're a Sox fan, ENJOY!"

Then I recapped the game, but I'll use today's instead.

4/11 = On the day Christ rose from the dead, the Cubs listless offense also was rejuvinated. Backing up a 1R outing by Kerry Wood, the Cubs scored 10 runs, including homers by Corey, Barrett, Alou, and a PHHR by Gonzo. The final score in Atlanta was 10-2.

Random Opinionoid: Scott Podsednik should have been last year's NL Rookie of the Year.

Pip Pip