The Return of Random

I realized that these blogs are dangerous things. Blogger.com might as well just put a gun in my hand. People who blog typically just rant and rave about their depressing lives...I promise I'll stop that...it may come back, because i do live a depressing life, but it won't stay for long.

So, two random thoughts came to me today. Usually, I would just give you one and hold the other for your birthday (yes, your birthday) but I thought I'd treat you to an early present. You really are a lucky duck.

#1: Possibly one of the best smells is that of a wet paper towel. I dont' really think brand matters, but the fluffy Bounty is probably the best, though there's only Mardi Gras at my house, so that's all I can experience. But really, you hold a wet paper up to your nose, and it's sensually calming (don't know if sensual was really the right word...but it got the point across)

#1a: I just thought of this one. Actually, I thought of it in 8th grade, but it just hit me again. I believe you can tell a person's personality based upon their purchase of paper products. For instance, my mom is a cold, harsh person with very little sympathy for things: she buys kleenex, mardi gras, and Scott toilet paper. My grandma on the other hand is a sweeter, calmer, loving person who buys Puffs, Bounty, and Charmin. The former are rough and irritating to the skin, while the latter is smooth and creamy. Try it out...what paper items do you buy?

#2: I heard ambulence sirens earlier, and I decided if I were to die, I wouldn't want my enemies at my wake or funeral. Not because I disliked them but because they disliked me. You know, you hear about people saying great things about you after you're gone when they really never believed. Stay true to yourself. If you don't like someone alive, don't like them dead.

That's all. Come see Guys and Dolls. Should be fun.

4/15: A risky off-season move in Michael Barrett is paying dividends as he hit 2HRs in today's game. Zambrano made another great start, but this time got the win, a 10-5 VICTORY over the Pirates.

Pip Pip!